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Peres Tells Pope: Abbas is Serious About Peace
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, September 03 @ 09:00:28 EDT
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[JewishIndy Editor: Yeah, right!  That's the same as saying that Shimon Peres is a noble and upstanding man who has been good for Israel.  Remember that this man is dripping with evil!  Although by far not the most evil of his accomplishments against Israel, he was the instigator of the Oslo Accords, which he set up illegally and in secret.  Shimon Peres is singularly the most evil personage ever coming out of our people.]

By Maayana Miskin
Arutz Sheva
September 2, 2010    24 Elul, 5770

(Israelnationalnews.com) Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas is serious about making peace with Israel, President Shimon Peres said Thursday in a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI. “All the leaders involved... are serious in their intentions and understand the seriousness and supreme importance of achieving peace,” he said.

“The alternative to peace is a radical and dangerous Iranian hegemony in the entire Middle East,” Peres warned.

The Pope told Peres that he is praying for peace. A peace deal between Israel and the PA would have “world-wide historical value,” he emphasized.





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From the Creators of ‘We Con the World’: ‘The Iranian Bomb’
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, August 20 @ 16:05:58 EDT
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And here’s the entire program which also features a discussion with Prof. Sham Gecko about the leftist intellectual McCarthyism at Israel’s universities (English subtitles).  (10:12)

You can contribute to our efforts by clicking here. It takes you to the online contribution page to the Center for Security Policy through Network for Good. Latma is an initiative of the Center for Security Policy in Washington, DC. To earmark your donation to Latma, please write “Latma” in the box marked “designation.”


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A TALMUDIC QUESTION
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, August 13 @ 14:20:44 EDT
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A well respected San Francisco psychoanalyst raises the following question in the hopes that Talmudic scholars might think more about it:
Is it okay for Jews to take Viagra on Shabbat?
One rabbi says that Jewish law forbids the ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate the infraction of erecting a structure on the Sabbath.
But another rabbi says that as a medication which adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to mention the rest of the week), it is permissible. However, taking Viagra is taboo during Passover - as well as any other agent that causes things to rise.

Which raises (you'll excuse the expression) yet another question: What blessing does an observant Jew say before taking the Viagra pill?

There is a choice of three blessings:

1. Baruch Atah HaShem zokeif kfuffim -- Bless you Lord for straightening those who are bent.

2. Baruch Atah HaShem yaaleh vyavo -- Bless you Lord for causing things to arise and come.

3. Baruch Atah HaShem mechayei hameitim -- Bless you Lord for raising the dead.

Amen.


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Obama, You Know the Honeymoon is Over when the Comedians Start
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Sunday, August 01 @ 10:39:58 EDT
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosineeds a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.  --Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman

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Abbas: PA State Would be Jew-Free
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Thursday, July 29 @ 15:10:44 EDT
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[JewishIndy Editor:  Imagine that!  A Palestinian state where everything is free for Jews!  How nice!  I'll take a humus.  ... Abbas must be pea-brained to be offering me garbanzos for free!]

By Maayana Miskin
Arutz Sheva
July 29, 2010    18 Av, 5770

(Israelnationalnews.com) If a Palestinian Authority state is created in Judea and Samaria, no Israeli citizen will be allowed to set foot inside, PA Chairman Mahmoud Abbas said this week in a meeting with members of the Arab League. The PA chairman also stated that he would block any Jewish soldiers from serving with an international force stationed on PA-controlled land.

"I will never allow a single Israeli to live among us on Palestinian land,” Abbas declared.

Abbas addressed the Arab League during a discussion over the possibility of holding direct negotiations with Israel. Like Abbas, Arab League members agreed to direct talks in theory, but only if a number of “measures and conditions” were met.

"The agreement depends on what will be discussed [in Israel-PA talks] and the manner in which negotiations are conducted,” said Qatari Foreign Minister Hamad bin-Jassim bin-Jabor al-Thani.

Abbas has demanded that Israeli completely freeze construction for Jews in areas east of the 1949 armistice line, including north, south, and east Jerusalem, and that Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu commit to creating a PA state with borders based on the armistice line. Until those conditions are met, Abbas has said, the PA will not negotiate.



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NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Tuesday, July 06 @ 00:35:56 EDT
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[JewishIndy Editor:  If you missed the news about NASA and Indonesia, please 'catch-up' before reading the following article!]

By Daniel Greenfield
Sultan Knish
July 5, 2010

Barack H. Obama
666 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 20006

Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your cancellation of the space shuttle and any replacement launch vehicle for it, forcing us to rely on Russian Soyuz ships and their space program, which can't even seem to dock with the ISS Space Station. Your wise decision in this regard, as well as your cancellation of any return trip to the moon, has caused us to reevaluate many of our programs, including the search for intelligent life on earth. We understand of course that space exploration must take a backseat to more important matters, such as bailing out the car companies and banks who contributed to your campaign. And of course the White House entertainment budget. Your historic actions since taking office have truly challenged us as an agency. We can only hope to one day be able to return the favor.

After carefully reviewing your new priority for NASA, to reach out to Muslims and make them feel good about "their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering", which consisted mainly of ripping off Greek and Indian science, and passing it off as their own, we have developed a comprehensive plan for utilizing the talents and abilities of Muslims to further the goals of this nation's goals space program, which you so articulately described as "That Outer Spacey Thing".


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LATMA Presents - The Muslim War Council
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, July 03 @ 21:20:00 EDT
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Satirical YouTube video  (5:12)


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How the Internet Began:
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, June 25 @ 16:39:19 EDT
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In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.  Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.

She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."



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New Latma Video on Way to Record Hits
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Monday, June 21 @ 08:32:29 EDT
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By Hillel Fendel
Arutz Sheva
June 21, 2010    9 Tammuz, 5770

(Israelnationalnews.com) Latma, the satirical group that brought you the wildly-popular “We Con the World” until Youtube attempted to remove it from its sites, has struck again. It has produced another shoe-string budget musical video entitled, “The Three Terrors: Jihad is Sweet, Jihad is Fun” – based on a famous musical production of the The Three Tenors  (Luciano Pavarotti, Plácido Domingo and José Carreras) singing “Funiculi, Funicula.”

The clip has already garnered 400,000 hits, in its various versions, in 48 hours.  

Excerpts from the lyrics, sung by characters depicting Iranian dictator Ahmedinajad, Syrian dictator Assad, and Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan: 

I [Ahmedinajad] wish to thank Obama for his patience, for playing dumb, so now I have the peace of mind to build me the nuclear bomb... Terror, terror, that’s my cup of tea; terror gives us  love and sympathy - to beat the West…”



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911 Call: Man Says He Saw Bigfoot
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, June 19 @ 22:10:00 EDT
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Breitbart
June 16, 2010



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Israeli Politeness
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, June 19 @ 22:10:00 EDT
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An American tourist, wandering in Tel Aviv, when, suddenly, he feels a strong urge to urinate ... looking all over for a bathroom, the American fin ally goes to the nearby alley, stands in a hidden corner near a high wall and begins undoing his zipper.

Before starting to urinate, the tourist feels a light tap on his shoulder.  He turns around, and in front of him he sees an Israeli policeman.

Excuse me, sir, says the policeman, it is not allowed to urinate in public places ...

The American apologizes and says he had no choice - he could not help it, as he could not fund a public bathroom.

I'll help you - says the policeman...follow me.  He leads the tourist through a small gate in a wall and shows the tourist the way in.



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HUMOR IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, June 19 @ 22:10:00 EDT
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You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days:
Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Myron Cohen, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King,Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny and so many others.
 
And there was not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are a few examples:

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"


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The One About Hamas
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, June 09 @ 17:39:48 EDT
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nolaughingmattr 
June 08, 2010 

After the furore over the Gaza flotilla, a satirical reminder of the true nature of Hamas, from No Laughing Matter.

The One About Hamas




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"White man speak with forked tongue!"
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, June 09 @ 14:35:24 EDT
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AP
June 9, 2010

Fed survey: Recovery spreads to all parts of the country, although economic growth is modest.

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'I'm sorry' - but I meant it!
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Sunday, June 06 @ 09:20:11 EDT
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June 5th 2010
White House press icon Helen Thomas has come under fire for her remarks against Jews, saying they should 'get the hell out of Palestine'.
Richards/Getty
White House press icon Helen Thomas has come under fire for her remarks against Jews, saying they should 'get the hell out of Palestine'.

Helen Thomas might do better to just ask questions.

The grande dame of the Washington press corps put her foot in her mouth with an answer at the White House last week, suggesting Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go back home to Poland, Germany, America and everywhere else."

The jaw-dropping words from the 89-year-old Hearst Newspapers columnist hit the Internet on YouTube Friday and sparked a firestorm of controversy.

Elan Steinberg, executive director of the World Jewish Congress, sharply rebuked her. "Shame on Helen Thomas. She is certainly old enough to remember the Holocaust and the Second World War. She owes an apology to all victims of the Nazis," Steinberg said.

Thomas posted a lukewarm apology on her personal Web site.

"I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my heartfelt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties recognize the need for mutual respect and tolerance. May that day come soon," she wrote.


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Flotilla Choir presents: We Con the World
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, June 04 @ 00:58:54 EDT
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We Con the World (4:57)

full text:

There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There's no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all

We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV


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Fierce Flashback: Obama Excoriates Government’s ‘Unconsionable Ineptitude’
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, June 02 @ 11:19:09 EDT
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Fierce Flashback: Obama Excoriates Government’s ‘Unconsionable Ineptitude’ in Gulf Disaster

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Not depressed any longer
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, May 28 @ 15:50:28 EDT
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A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
 
 Very upset, he approached him and said: 'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'
 
 Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?  Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.
 
 So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find?
 
 Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!'

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HUMOR IS THE BEST MEDICINE-THE RABBI'S HAT
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Thursday, May 27 @ 14:32:40 EDT
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A rabbi was walking down the street when, suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew his Streimel (fur hat) off his head.

The Rabbi ran after his hat but the wind was so strong it kept blowing his hat farther & farther away.

A young gentile man, witnessing this event & being better fit than the Rabbi, ran after the hat & caught it.

The young gentile man handed the hat over to the Rabbi.

The Rabbi was so grateful that he gave the man twenty dollars, put his hand on the man’s head & blessed him.

The young man was very excited about both the tip & the blessing.

The young gentile decided to take his new found wealth to the racetrack.

He bet the entire $20 on the first race that he could.



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Oily CODEPINK Protestors Go Nearly Naked at BP Headquarters
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Tuesday, May 25 @ 10:33:28 EDT
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 Experience the scintillating sensation of the exciting new fragrance Oil of Obama!

Oil of Obama-Exciting New Fragrance!
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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Monday, May 24 @ 20:49:37 EDT
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The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks  away in a fit of rage.

The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes  it and makes a  new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman - takes out the  fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the  coffee.

The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly,  since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman,  the fly to the Chinese, makes a cup of tea for  himself  and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling  into cups. 


The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly  falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN,  takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses  the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house  where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the  Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give  away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.  [end]

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Arizona Sing-a-Long: Gov. Brewer Sends Musical Message to Obama Administration
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, May 22 @ 21:50:00 EDT
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SecureTheBorderAZ 
May 21, 2010 

Two weeks ago, Governor Jan Brewer took President Obama to task for making Arizonas unsecured borders and illegal immigration crisis a laughing matter. However, since then, Washingtons comedy of errors has grown far worse, with top cabinet officials admitting that they havent even read Arizonas new immigration law. Broken borders are not a laughing matter, but the failure by Obamas trusted officials to read Arizonas law before commenting and condemning it is laughable. Read the law for yourself at: www.SecuretheBorder.org.

Arizona Sing-A-Long: Read Immigration Law!
[1:01]



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OUR VERY PC AG: Holder can't say ''RADICAL ISLAM''
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Sunday, May 16 @ 18:23:17 EDT
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Keep America Safe  

In testimony before the House Judiciary Committee on 5/13/2010, US Attorney General Eric Holder refuses to use the term "radical Islam."

[JewishIndy Editor:  'RADICAL ISLAM', 'RADICAL ISLAM'', 'RADICAL ISLAM', 'RADICAL ISLAM'!
There, I said it and, it felt good!
SO good, in fact, I will spew out a few more:  MOSLEM TERRORISTS, MOSLEM TERRORISTS, MOSLEM TERRORISTS, MOSLEM TERRORISTS. Absolutely great! Try it sourself.]



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Humor inspired by the British & American soldiers fighting for freedom in Afghan
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, May 12 @ 13:40:21 EDT
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Humor inspired by the British & American soldiers fighting for freedom in Afghanistan 
 
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN/JIHADIST IF: 
 
1. You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer, pot and vaccines. 
 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes for your children. 
 
3. You have more wives than teeth. And more children then all your fingers, toes, teeth and wives combined. 
 
4. You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon, dogs and women "unclean". 
 
5. You think vests come in three styles: bullet proof, suicide, and disguise. 
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, and never stop trying to. 

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Why Republican men are happier.
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Monday, April 26 @ 22:08:13 EDT
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By Patrick O'Callahan 
The News Tribune
April 9, 2010

This, from one of our readers, is unfair, rude, savagely partisan, callow, sexist, superficial, a cheap shot, contrary to the spirit of democracy, probably immoral. But, I'm sorry, very funny.

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IT’S ALL IN THE WAY YOU EVALUATE SITUATIONS!
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Wednesday, April 21 @ 07:55:08 EDT
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The President of Iran was wondering who to invade when his telephone rang.

"This is Mendel in Tel Aviv.  We're officially declaring war on you!"

"How big is your army?" the president asked.

"There's me, my cousin Moishe, and our pinochle team!"

"I have a million in my army," said the president.

"I'll call back!" said Mendel.  The next day, he called. "The war's still on!" We have now a bulldozer, and Goldblatt's tractor."

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Political Cartoons
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Saturday, April 10 @ 20:55:00 EDT
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Salem Radio Network News

Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell

Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell 
Political Cartoons by Bob Gorrell
Monday, February 15, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

[The ones below are all about Democrats and/or O'Bummer]


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We must all aspire not to be stupid
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Friday, April 09 @ 10:16:23 EDT
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Democrat Rep. Hank Johnson worries loading too many people onto Guam could capsize the island

Los Angeles Times

April 1, 2010 

First, before you watch this short but remarkable video, a little background on Democratic Rep. Hank Johnson.

He's from Georgia's Fourth District. A Washington, D.C. native, he's the fellow who took office in 2007 after knocking off former five-term Democratic Rep. Cynthia McKinney.

A former county judge, the 55-year-old is an attorney, a standard liberal Democrat, receiving 100 ratings from the ADA and ACLU.

In this House Armed Services Committee hearing last Friday (no, it wasn't April Fool's Day), Johnson was questioning Admiral Robert Willard, head of the U.S. Pacific fleet, about the stationing of 5,000 additional U.S. Marines and their families on the western Pacific island of Guam, a 212-square-mile American territory that is 30 miles long and from four to 12 miles wide. 

President Obama will visit there this summer.

Of course, since Johnson is one of 535 members of the United States Congress, everything he says is important. But pay particular attention to the congressman's comments starting at the 1:16 mark and the pregnant pause after his stated concern and hand gestures.

Followed by the admiral's admirably measured military response.

Also, remember you are paying Congressman Johnson's salary this year -- $174,000.

Hank Johnson:  Guam may "tip over"  video 2:48





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Obama Jokes
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Sunday, March 28 @ 11:54:32 EDT
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Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.  America  needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.   -Leno 

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.   -O'Brien 

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.   -Leno 

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.   -Letterman 

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !    -Fallon 

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.   -Kimmel 

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.   -Letterman

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Obama: 'I'm Really a Space Cadet when it Comes to the Mideast'
Humor Posted by jewishindy on Sunday, February 28 @ 08:31:23 EST
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By Gil Ronen
Arutz Sheva
Adar 14, 5770 / February 28, 2010

(Israelnationalnews.com) United States President Barack Obama admitted, in a special Purim interview for Arutz Sheva, that he “frankly does not have a clue” regarding the psychology of the Middle East and that “a three year old child with some experience in nursery-school power politics could probably understand the Middle East better than [he does].”

"I really am a space cadet when it comes to Middle East," he said.

His mood swung from low to high and back again as he sipped occasionally from the Purim wine that the Arutz Sheva team had brought him. To our surprise, Obama chugged away at the bottle, finishing it before the interview was halfway through and asking for seconds. His mood from that point onward could best be described as “drunkenly sober” – until the end of the interview, when matters took a surprising turn.

ARUTZ SHEVA: Mr. President, as the Jewish people celebrate Purim, we remember our struggle with an evil Persian official named Haman, and look with foreboding at a new Iranian regime that threatens us with destruction too. Can you promise us that the US intends to apply biting sanctions against Iran before it is too late?

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: First of all let me say that I am very much in favor of sanctions that bite. As a matter of fact, I think all sanctions bite. They really do. Sanctions are out! Any form of punitive action against a Muslim country is really counterproductive because Islam is a religion of peace and the US is after all a colonialist power. I was just talking to some old madarassah buddies of mine from Indonesia about this on Facebook.



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The U.S. government

Is illegitimate because Obama is not U.S. born
Has destroyed the economy deliberately
Has emasculated the Constitution
Is in the process of sacrificing U.S. sovereignty
Has created 100's of concentration camps in U.S.
Creating 8 million-man strong army
Targets patriots instead of enemies
Systematically fortifies Israel's enemies
Refuses to stop the Irani nuke
Obstructs Israel's effort to stop the Irani nuke
Replacing freedom/capitalism w/socialism/fascism
All of the above



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Tuesday, December 09
· Can't make any honey

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